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Alan Idol: How To Get Laid By Acting Like A Jerk

Here is a little secret for you guys: chicks like it when you treat them terribly. It’s actually in their genetics that the more you act like a jerk the more they want to sleep with you. There is actually a simple explanation to this phenomenon. In the caveman days when a man was a grunting jerk to everyone around him it meant he was stronger and according to the evolutionary theory that only the strong survive, his love juice had the magic recipe to make healthy children and spread the human race. But these days, acting like a jerk is actually a really great way to get a chick in bed.

Alan Idol: How To Get Laid By Acting Like A Jerk

For instance, when you are in a bar, just go near a pretty girl and simply say hey and then turn toward the bar. Order a whiskey on the rocks – no chaser and definitely not a cocktail. Look angry and serious – don’t make eye contact with her. Just say a simple hello, so her attention is turned to you and she’ll be curious. She might ask you questions, but pretend you don’t hear her. Keep asking ‘what?’. She might put her hand on your shoulder and lean in further to ask you the question in your ear. Give her simple, one-word answers. Again, don’t make any eye contact.

This should get her instinctual, evolutionary juices flowing. You’ll be seen as a total dick and she will think it’s really hot.  To seal the deal, ask her if she wants to go outside to ask what she wanted to ask you, because its “too loud and hot” inside. Once you are outside ask if she wants to go back to her place. Being blunt and honest will show her your serious and will really turn her on. Once you get there you can loosen up a little – you’ve already sealed the deal.

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